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| diew de dieww.... i'm playign warcraft again. Can you hear that? i think its my social life... flatlining. -R | | |
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I have been clubbing alot lately... i'd say every weekend almost; for whatever reason, it would seem that i usually have the most fun at 686, and yes... i was there last night. I derno what it is, but girls there are just friendlier and easier to chat with... and dance with.
Anywho, i start mingling and find myself dancing with a girl and 2 of her friends; i would've taken a picture of them but for some reason, these girls were very camera-shy.... which is VERY rare cuz girls usually love having their pics taken. It got to the point where i'm supposed to get her number so i hand my fone over to her and she punches in her digits... BUT it wasn't until i left the club that i realized she never sent or saved the number...
SOOooo it would seem i have become one of "those guys" that women love to hate... the ones that get the number and don't call. I can hear it already "ARGH, why would guys even BOTHER to get my contacts and not use it?! is this some sort of sick ego trip? men are such assholes! where's my haagen daaz triple chocolate ice cream?!"
This isn't exactly my fault, but i doubt she'll sympathize... assuming of course that the number she punched into my cell was in fact her real number. Maybe if i run into her again, i'll be able to explain myself, buuuuuut what are the chances of that happening? we shall see.
All i kno about her is that she's a cute chinese girl named Jessica... can you say "needle in a haystack"? haha.
Asshole signing out,
-R
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| I have a new camera YAY! but the coolest thing about it is that its puny and i can take it to clubs with me... which means one thing... pics of me and my friends (and girls we meet) drunk! yayyyy
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30238613@N00/
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| Did i mention i went on a trip to NYC and MTL recently? hahaha... that just shows how often i actually update this shit now. But anyways, my trip was greaaaaaaat. I'd have to say that this is one of the first time i actually enjoyed myself on the eastcoast... the last time i was there, i really didn't have too many opportunities to go out and really immerse myself into the night life or the culture. Thanks to my buddy Ron and Ed, everybody i met in MTL, and the guys i travelled with from Van, i had fun up the ying yang.
One thing i did notice though was how spoiled girls are and good they have it in Vancouver in comparison to girls from many of the places i've visited. For one thing, i find that everywhere i've travelled to, as a male you are literally bombarded by SEX SEX SEX; whether it be direct competition from other girls, strip clubs, escorts, pornography, massage parlours, hookers, etc... temptations are literally around every friggin corner... and they're usually pretty affordable too, i'm talkin 10 bux that includes cover, a table dance, AAAAND all-you-can-eat-buffet!! In short, if you're horny and/or hungry, lets just say you dont' have to go very far or work very hard to relieve some of that... stress. What this does of course is create desperation and insecurities within the female population because lets face it... if you're a good guy or if you pull in good money, you'll have your options.
Lets just say its not quite so easy in vancouver... so girls take advantage of that and start demanding more and developing higher expectations from us. Of course, i'm generalizing here, but i'm willing to bet most guys feel what i'm saying.
AAANyways, here's a link to the pics that me and my buddy took on our trip, CHEEERS! (we took alot of pictures... and the more interesting ones are near the end)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonchoy/sets/72157594203887398/ | | |
| The International Rules of Manhood
(found this on someone's blog somewhere... its funny)
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend
out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is
strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of
the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may
ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's
playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose
of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless
model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed
to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to
drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of
yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you
need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the
phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird
and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before
the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime
green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition of each is listed below.
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are
you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" | | |
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